COLE and ZANE saga By Yours truly

well this will have all the current cole and zane sagas!

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  1. this is part of the story!


    Cole: hey zane……… lets go to my town I heard there is a talent show!
    Zane: Okay sure!
    Cole: oooooooooo there is 1!
    Meanwhile a guy name bob also wants to win the talent show and gets a 10,10 and a 9 but Cole got perfect 10s
    Bob:i will take revenge! i will use some hypnobrai anti venom and reverse the effect! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA ! *throws hypnobrai staff into the lava
    Cole: SWEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bob:hey Cole want a drink?
    Cole:sure! * gets hypnotized
    Bob:take down all of ninjago!!!!!!!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    Cole: Yes master!
    Zane: *rushes back to sensei Sensei! Bob has hypnotized Cole!
    Sensei: Don’t worry i kept some antivenom!
    Sensei: *pours anti-venom on Cole
    Bob: DARN!!!!!!!!! i almost took my revenge!
    Cole: i m not finished with u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bob:uh oh!! *runs for his life!

    Bob: I’ve been running for a day! i better go to my lab! *Goes to his secret lab
    Cole: where’s Bob? I almost had him!
    Zane: i will use my gps. *uses GPS* Found him!
    Cole: GOOD!
    Cole and Zane: *catches bob drinking a formula
    Bob: THIS FORMULA WILL TURN ME INTO THE GREAT DEVOURER!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA
    Cole: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Zane: and we can’t break in!!!!!!!!! there’s a force field!
    Cole: We’re DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cole: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sucks his thumb*
    Zane: *slaps Cole* snap out of it!
    Cole: I can’t help it!
    Bob: NOthing can stop me now!
    Lloyd: except me! HIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Bob: UH OH!
    Lloyd: *uses super bolt and explodes bob’s tail*
    Bob: MY TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lloyd: prepare to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cole: I CAN”T LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lloyd *explodes bob killing him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever*
    Cole: WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lloyd: HEY What’s that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *A tornado fills all of ninjago*
    Cole: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *tornado disapears
    Cole: uggggggggggg i wish that i didn’t say mommy!!!!!!!!!
    Lloyd: yeah i’d be pretty embarrassed
    Zane: lets go back to HQ
    Cole: right
    Cole, Zane and Lloyd: *goes to Ninja HQ*
    Sensei Wu: Ninja. Check on kai Jay and Nya they’re all missing I think they were at the arcade
    Cole: (While driving tread assault) I wonder who created that tornado! Weird!
    Zane: We’ll focus on that later lets find them
    Lloyd: COOL!!!!!!!!!!! A game called ninja Vs. snakes cool!!!
    Zane: I will try it first. What the! HELP!!!!!!! *gets sucked into game*
    Cole and Lloyd: ZANE!!!!!!! *gets sucked in the portal also*

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  2. ULTIMATE NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: I m here to free Zane and Cole! WHERE IS EVERYONE?
    *hacks into game* OK this button should teleport them out! *presses wrong button* OOPS wonder what that does?
    Zane: someone has hacked into the game and teleported someone!
    Colezx: Hi!
    Cole: Hi?
    ULTIMATE NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX : wrong button let me try again.................. *presses wrong button* wonder what THAT did?Zane: somebody has sent killers after us!Snake: HI! *stabs and kills colezx*Zane: at least they are distracted..................ULTIMATE NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX : uggggggggggggg one more time! *presses wrong button* *sighs*Zane: somebody did a rewind switch!!!!!Colezx: Hey guys! *gets stabbed* Hey guys! *gets stabbed *same thing happens over and over again*Zane: This iss getting VERY predictable!ULTIMATE NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: Okay.......... Time to try a. (gets cut off by mysterious person)Mysterious person: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ULTIMATE NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: HUH?TO BE CONTINUED

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  3. Mysterious person: I need to give u a boost……….. i m the pwr giver…..
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: ok then give me a pwr suit then
    PWR GIVER: ok……… here….
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: yay! *changes into PWR suit*
    ULTIMATE EPIC PWR NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: YAY!
    ok now to press the button…………….
    lord garmadon: No one escapes my video game!!!!
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: your the one that that made the video game?
    lord garmadon: yup
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: SORRY! *presses right button
    Zane: Thanks!
    Lloyd: Thanks
    Cole: thanks
    Lloyd: HEY!!!!!!!!!!! where’s kai and jay and nya?
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: still in…….
    Garmadon: I WILL KILL U ALL!!!!!!!!!
    ULTIMATE EPIC NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: THEN TRY!

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  4. Garmadon: *destroyed*
    Lloyd:We did it!
    ULTIMATE EPIC PWR NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: yeah.. lets get the most powerful sword that will give anyone infinite power
    Cole: I m getting it!
    Zane: NO!!!!!!!!! ME!
    Lloyd: where’s Neo?
    ULTIMATE EPIC PWR NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: ha ha! *grabs sword and becomes invincible*
    Zane: urg………………. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! *freezes Lloyd*
    Cole: WHY U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * attacks Zane
    Garmadon: HEH HEH HEH *STEALS ALL WEAPONS OF SPINJITSU*
    Zane: the weapons!

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  5. Garmadon: Eat my dust losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Zane: what’s happening someone turned on my evil mode!
    Cole: who puts an evil switch on a robot seriously?
    Evil mechanic: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cole: how dare u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills mechanic*
    Zane: u won’t escape!!!!!!!!!!! i set a nuclear bomb so lord garmadon can escape!
    ULTIMATE EPIC PWR NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: ARGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r finished!!!!!!! *zaps zane*
    Cole: ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to turn evil* BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! *gets surrounded by purple aura
    ULTIMATE EPIC PWR NRG NEO NOVA NINJA SDZUX: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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